Man Stole Beer To Pick Up Women
It seems that men are finding new and unusual ways to pick up the ladies. Not long ago, I wrote about a guy that used an alligator to try to impress the ladies. I don’t think this story tops that one. A man who stole an 18-pack of Bud Light to pick up chicks in Jensen Beach, Florida got picked up by police first.
Twenty-year-old Anthony Hernandez admitted to police that he stole the beer from a 7-Eleven on Monday in the hopes he could use the beer to “score some women.” It all began when Hernandez swiped the alcohol from the cooler while his two friends were at the counter. They escaped while the clerk chased after them, but a short time later, cops found the men changing a flat tire on a Dodge Neon matching the description of the vehicle they used to flee the 7-Eleven.
When the police questioned him, Hernandez confessed he took the Bud Light in an attempt to “score some women.” He claimed he took it to “impress women,” although it’s unclear if he actually managed to woo any fair maidens before police found him.
Hernandez said the two men who were with him had nothing to do with the theft. All three received trespass warnings, while Hernandez also was ordered to appear in court for retail theft. Ironically, no one was cited for having the gall to try and lure in some babes by using any other kind of drink besides Bud Light.
I have to wonder how this worked. Did he say something like “hey baby, I just stole some beer. Want to go back to my place?”
Do you think these guys are a little off center with their pick up tactics?