First of all, do not try this at your graduation this summer! The risk/reward factor alone tells you this is a dumb move. Let's be honest , even if the kid pulled this off it still would have seemed a bit D-baggy. Not pulling it off, well now you are a national treasure of fail.

The worst part is not only is everyone in America, heck, around the world watching and laughing at your bad move, but your name is announced clearly right before the thump. I have now watched this video about 15 times and I have to wince right as the woman says, "Keaton Taylor Briggs".

Well I for one will at least give the kid props for trying and I thank him for the entertainment. So, if you don't mind major embarrassment chills, ladies and gentlemen allow me to introduce to you, Keaton Taylor Briggs: