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How Far Would You Go for $1 Million? [Listen]

I had my sister on the show this morning and asked her just how far she would go for $1 million!  That is an awful lot of money!

Here’s what she said…

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Here’s the complete list, in case you wanna play the at home version:

For a million dollars, would you…

– Would you punch your grandmother in the face for a million dollars?

– You must French kiss your Mom or your Dad for 30 seconds.

– Using a circular saw, you must cut off the finger of your choice.

– Spend one year in the general population at a maximum security prison.

– You may never watch another television program for the rest of your life.

– You can only use public restrooms for the rest of your life… and you must always sit right down without looking at the bowl first.

– Wear headphones blaring “Don’t Worry Be Happy” day and night, non-stop, continually for six months.

– Eat a bowl of other people’s scabs.

– Wear your hair exactly like Donald Trump’s, every day, for two years.

– Take any domestic compact car to 70 mph on the highway. You must turn the wheel sharply and flip the car at least once to get the money.

– You can never have another alcoholic beverage for the rest of your life.

– Wear excessive amounts of fart spray, as cologne, every day, for the next five years.

– You must live in a home without any power for 5 years.

– Sleep in a morgue every night for a year beside all the cadavers.

– Hold your breath and stick your head in an elephant’s butt for 30 seconds.

– Have your name legally changed to Adolf Hitler. You insist every time that people refer to you by your full name.

– Clean the entire bathroom of the areas dirtiest gas station bathroom, using nothing more than your tongue.

Brittany and Bethany

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