What HAPPENED?  I was psyched to see a ton of snow on the driveway. I LIVE for this stuff!  Let me explain my excitement in song! 

It's ironic that, of all bands, I picked Florida-Georgia Line to parody.  I don't even LIKE Florida.  I love the Northeast, and dig the snow (emphasis on the word DIG!)  I will admit I was extremely disappointed.  All the enthusiasm I had built up!  I even had brand new thermal underwear that I wanted to take for a spin.

Anyway - here is my song to welcome Juno - the little storm that couldn't.