The Cat in the Hat Running for President
You know, I somehow think that in this presidential election year The Cat in The Hat may just have a chance. It just so happens he is running!
Only a short two-hour drive from the Capital Region is Springfield, Mass. Also the home where Theodore "Dr. Seuss" Geisel grew up. Just yesterday on the front porch of said home The Cat in The Hat was announced to be running for president. Let's see Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton compete with this.
You must be thinking, "Is this a joke?" Why no. No it's not. In fact he has running mates too. Thing 1 and Thing 2. Even has a campaign adviser, Susan Brandt, who actually has some presidential experience herself being that she is the president of Dr. Seuss Enterprises.
So if allegations of email scandals or potential walls to block out immigrants are your thing then I bet your mind is already made up. However if you're like millions of Americans and still unsure on who to vote for, keep the Cat in The Hat in mind as he vows to be completely transparent.