thong

Do you ever wonder what kind of underwear your man would prefer to see you in?  There is a lot of talk about granny panties versus thongs these days.  But which is really the sexiest? Well, thankfully science has gotten behind this dilemma and now we have a definitive answer to the age old question - Which type of lingerie is the hottest...

"Why did you climb that mountain, sir?"   "Well, because it was there!!".   You've heard that conversation, right?  That was what writing this parody was like.