Dad acquires superpower once child is born

Love Cowboy Marvels at ‘Dad Superpowers’
Payton in Pattersonville writes: 
My girlfriend is due with our first-born in 6 weeks and I already feel the power of the dad-joke getting stronger with every day. I know that between the three of you, you guys have 5 kids so I'm sure you all have some insight on this, but I was hoping that Love Cowb…