"Why apples, Master Jobs?" "Apples frighten me."
As Christian Bale inches ever closer to playing Steve Jobs in Aaron Sorkin's long-in-the-making biopic, expectations only continue to ratchet up. What would Bale-as-Jobs look like? How high would the intensity level be? Will there be much growling? Unexpectedly enough, Conan O'Brien has the answers you seek.
We already know that Conan O'Brien is super stoked about his latest star turn in sure-to-be-blockbuster 'Sharktopus Vs. Pteracuda' -- the man did already buy his own billboard to boast about his performance -- but that doesn't mean that we as an audience are that excited to see him in the new feature. Really, what's the 'Conan' host going to do with a lil cameo in a monster movie?
You gotta start somewhere, right? Conan was a young guy in Hollywood just trying to make it, so he took a job making a training video and it's perfectly awkward!
I love how you can find just about anything on youtube these days, and if you're like Conan, you know the best way to deal with stuff coming out of the woodwork from your past, is to release it yourself...
I never saw this story, did you? Was I sleeping? I guess this happened in October. The President's teleprompter was ripped off! I guess this was News While I Snoozed, but it's a funny visual!