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Hi. My Name is Brian, and I Leave The Toilet Seat Up
Hi. My Name is Brian, and I Leave The Toilet Seat Up
Hi. My Name is Brian, and I Leave The Toilet Seat Up
I'm a guy.  I watch a lot of sports.  I like to eat chicken wings and pizza.  I don't have a flat stomach and I could definitely stand to lose a few pounds.  I like to gamble and play poker, I get annoyed easily, hate small-talk, and occasionally check out Instagram models wearing yoga pants.  Oh, and I leave the toilet seat up.  Apparently all the time.