You Can Tell When An Older Parent Is Texting
This cracked me up, because it is SO true! Well, maybe not if you are a younger parent, but as a father in his latter 40's (very latter--I'm 57), you show your "uncoolness" very quickly when you send text messages. And I'm bad, but not THIS bad:
When you text the following: "Sorry I'm late, but my phone didn't wiggle", that's a sign that you have NOT gotten the lingo down...