Sometimes you get a name that is  tailor-made for song parody.   This one is no exception. I was asked to write a song for Patty Child.  Gee - this was a no brainer.

We were here doing our show from U Albany campus for College Week, which  also come inside it with a special promotion we were doing with ProFlowers.   It was my job to write a special Mother's Day song for a listener every day this past week.  When I got the email from Amanda Child asking if I could  created duty for her special mother,  I definitely jumped at the chance - especially since the song "Wild Child" by Kenny Chesney came to mind almost immediately as the song to parody.  This one's for you, Patty!   Lyrics to follow.

https://youtu.be/FTxShgkHIug   

 

 Patty Child
 Parody of "Wild Child" by Kenny Chesney 
Really hates talking about her age,
Gets 2 cups of Stewart's coffee each day,
Hates leaving the house past 4 PM
She has a crush on Luke Bryan you see, has a shirt that says Luke shake it for me
She's really into slot machines you know, she's always been a
Patty child
She'll never be a Redskin fan
Patty child this info came drom your daughter Amanda
ProFlowers is giving you a gift by the way,
To help celebrate Mother's Day,
Patty Child
Congrats, Patty.  You too get a $50 gift certificate to Proflowers.com
photo by Richie Phillips