I am literally at a loss trying to figure out what costume to wear this Halloween season.

According to Yahoo news Captain America is a top pick this year. What's not to love about Captain America, he's a patriotic symbol and he is a super hero all in one. I don't have the abs to pull it off though.

Smurfs are popular too, but a wee bit lame for my taste and apparently pirates are hot too. Johnny Depp has inspired America again. LOL I could really use some suggestions from you, so please be creative and help me out. I want to get more candy than my kids this year!

Let's get ready for trick or treating with Bobby "Boris" Pickett and The Monster Mash!