Here we go again-a challenge to write a song in one short, pressure filled hour. (No complaints though - I live for stuff like this!) 

Our listener du jour was Kelli.  She volunteered a lot of information about herself in a short time, so that helped.  She works for a trash company along with her husband, hence the "trash" reference in the title.


The words that I had to fit in this little ditty were the following (also submitted by you, the ever creative listener):



pine cone
and kazoo
Here's what came out of my overtired brain on this wonderful Wednesday morning, for better or worse.  Enjoy! (and I hope her husband doesn't get too mad at me - it was all fictional!)