You can't possibly tell me that this is acceptable at your work.

I mean Vinnie looked different today. I couldn't quite place it. I don't know if it was the new tie or the fact that he was eating like a complete pig.

I mean he wasn't even sitting down with a plate or anything. He was just standing there making a mess. It kind of goes against office break room etiquette.

Next time he should try to be a little more careful. Luckily, this time I was there to help clean up.

Take a look for yourself.