Things My Wife Wants Me To Throw Away–Good Luck With That! (VIDEO)
There is a definite disconnect between the male and female species–especially when it comes to the subject of “what stays and what goes”. But sometimes a guy has to stand up for what’s right despite the odds!
I love to hoard technology, for example. Anything that still works, kinda works, or at least blinks when you plug it in stays where it belongs–on a shelf in the basement.
That also applies to all of the media that goes with it–
Exhibit A: My old albums- Especially Alan Sherman (Hello Muddah….Hello Faddah)
Elton, Billy Joel, Beatles- don’t even ask me twice!
B. 45′s. ( big hole). Especially the first one I ever got by Jan and Arnie!
(I was 5 years old– they became Jan and Dean!!!)
C. Toshiba laptop- This sucker has a floppy screen. Just about to fall off. I tied it together with a shoelace and some electrical tape. Works like a charm.
D. Four Track Cassette Multitracker- Many many parodies recorded on that bugger. I paid $1200 for it back in the day. Never mind that there’s an app for the IPad that gives you an 8 track studio for $4.99!
F. Huge trusty, rusty, paint encrusted screwdriver- Totally random, I know
But I had to include it because my father gave it to me years ago to
Start me off with a tool set. (doesn’t fit in the tool chest)
There you have it. May mean nothing to her OR you, but you know what
They say about one man’s trash!
Wow–if you really think about it–this would make a good subject for a song! And a slideshow!!!