Then They Took A Race Car Through The Taco Bell Drive-thru
It is generally a bad idea to tell a redneck that he or she can't do something. When a redneck hears "Don't do ______", you can be assured they will do ______. That's what happened when a NASCAR race team were told they could not walk through the Taco Bell drive-thru.
The knuckleheads gathered all of their redneck wisdom together and decided it would be a good idea to unload their race car and get their dinner. Never underestimate the redneck ability to acquire burritos when the urge hits.