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The Top Five Things That I Am Actually Older Than [GALLERY]

They’re always picking on me on the Sean and Richie Show.  I don’t mean to complain, but the biggest thing is my constantly advancing age and receding hairline.  I guess you have to joke about it.  So here are  5 things that I am older than. (I couldn’t find too many more…arrf arrf)

I was born on April 24th, 1953 in case you’re wondering.  Do the math -yes, I’m 59.  (OMG!!)

That makes me more ancient than:

The First McDonald’s Restaurant (1954)

McDonalds Q2 Profit Drops 4.5 Percent On Stronger Dollar, Tougher Competition
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The Hoola Hoop – (1957)

(I’m also older than Michele Obama, but that doesn’t count)

Barbie Dolls (Mattel -1959)

barbie
From Flickr User Tracheotomy Bob

Playdoh – Yes, Playdoh

Disney Gives A Sneak Preview Of New Pop Century Resort
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And now for the number one thing that I am chronologically older than :

Seattle Mariners v Chicago White Sox
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Yes, I beat DIRT by 3 years

I’m also older than every invention in the ’60s, ’70s, ’80′s, ’90s and bla bla bla.  I have to go now.  My psychiatrist appointment is in 30 minutes.  (He’s 40 years younger than me too)

 

 

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