The Top Five Things That I Am Actually Older Than [GALLERY]
They’re always picking on me on the Sean and Richie Show. I don’t mean to complain, but the biggest thing is my constantly advancing age and receding hairline. I guess you have to joke about it. So here are 5 things that I am older than. (I couldn’t find too many more…arrf arrf)
I was born on April 24th, 1953 in case you’re wondering. Do the math -yes, I’m 59. (OMG!!)
That makes me more ancient than:
The First McDonald’s Restaurant (1954)
The Hoola Hoop – (1957)
(I’m also older than Michele Obama, but that doesn’t count)
Barbie Dolls (Mattel -1959)
Playdoh – Yes, Playdoh
And now for the number one thing that I am chronologically older than :
Yes, I beat DIRT by 3 years
I’m also older than every invention in the ’60s, ’70s, ’80′s, ’90s and bla bla bla. I have to go now. My psychiatrist appointment is in 30 minutes. (He’s 40 years younger than me too)
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