They're always picking on me on the Sean and Richie Show.  I don't mean to complain, but the biggest thing is my constantly advancing age and receding hairline.  I guess you have to joke about it.  So here are  5 things that I am older than. (I couldn't find too many more...arrf arrf)

I was born on April 24th, 1953 in case you're wondering.  Do the math -yes, I'm 59.  (OMG!!)

That makes me more ancient than:

The First McDonald's Restaurant (1954)

 

The Hoola Hoop - (1957)

(I'm also older than Michele Obama, but that doesn't count)

Barbie Dolls (Mattel -1959)

Playdoh - Yes, Playdoh

And now for the number one thing that I am chronologically older than :

Yes, I beat DIRT by 3 years

I'm also older than every invention in the '60s, '70s, '80's, '90s and bla bla bla.  I have to go now.  My psychiatrist appointment is in 30 minutes.  (He's 40 years younger than me too)