In this morning's monologue we talk about Nicolas Cage getting arrested.
Kristin Cavallari does some charity work in Africa.  And with this one I do feel the need to put the picture of her here in the blog.  In case you don't know who she is, the picture will help you get the joke.

Also, Direct TV has to take back an offer they made. Did you know there is a Jewish Mafia?  Yeah, I didn't either.  And we milk Kobe Bryant for one more joke.  Though in retrospect, I think we should have stopped when we were only slightly behind.

All this and more my friend's in today Morning Show Monologue. Enjoy.

God Bless.