Thanksgiving is good for you.
"Wait just one garsh darn minute there, Sean. How in the world can feeding your pie hole all day long with turkey and stuffing and gravy and yes, even pie be healthy? How can laying around and drinking beer and falling asleep while watching football with your pants open be healthy? You, Sir, are a mad man!!"
Ok, you got that off your chest, you feel better now? Good. Let me explain.