shorts

The other night while stopped at a gas station in Albany, a man got out of his car and started pumping in the sub zero temps next to me. He was a burly man in his mid 40's wearing a Buffalo Bills hoodie and Nike athletic shorts.  We all know one guy (it's never, ever a woman) who wears shorts year round, even in the freezing cold.  Who is he? I think I have the answer.  Tell me if you agree. Read