old age

Top Five Inventions That I Am Older Than [Gallery]
These guys on this morning show of ours drive me nuts.  They keep busting my chops constantly about my constantly advancing age (as if theirs DOESN'T advance).  I keep telling them that we all advance at the same rate, it's just that I had a head start.  I decided to embrace…
Happy 125th Birthday, Mr. Murdock
That is one man's dream.  To have a big party with people singing "Happy 125th Birthday to you, Happy 125th Birthday to you, you don't look much older than 102", or something ridiculous like that.  Can money buy you that kind of happiness?