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Casey's Survival on the Sean & Richie Show

GNA — Sat, 04 Jun 2011 14:00:10 +0000

Listeners sometimes ask when they meet us out at events, how I put up with three guys in the morning and manage to hold my own. I typically reply, “I don’t know how well I do at holding my own, but I certainly try.” I guess the best way I cope with being out numbered by [...]

Brit Brit is Banning Junk Food and other News of the Day [AUDIO]

Sean McMaster — Tue, 26 Apr 2011 14:55:26 +0000

Let's see , what did we cover in today's monologue? Can you believe Lindsay Lohan is going to jail? How 'bout Britany Spears getting back in shape? Surprise a L.A. Laker got arrested. Is this the right time for you to ask for a promotion at work? Whoa! , did Richie call his wife a slave driver? Luckily she does not listen this early in the morning but does she read my blogs?

Garey Busey Endorses Trump [AUDIO]

Sean McMaster — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 15:07:01 +0000

Gary Busey got fired by Donald Trump, would he really still endorse him? Micheal Jackson’s doctor treated a man on a plane. Thor had to bulk up to get in the movies. I tell you about a prom dress that looks good enough to eat, and so much more in today’s morning monologue. Give it [...]

A Commercial on Oprah's Final Show will Cost A Million Dollars [AUDIO]

Sean McMaster — Fri, 15 Apr 2011 16:53:24 +0000

A funny thing happened on the way to posting today’s monologue. Some of it is missing. Somehow the “Oprah” jokes were not recorded, I know the woman is powerful but man that’s good. So I will just tell you what I said. “Commercials for Oprah’s final show will cost 1 million dollars a piece. Oprah [...]

Do You Want to See Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon Naked? (AUDIO)

Sean McMaster — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 13:22:00 +0000

Today’s monologue features such tid bits as, OK Magaizine” Mariah and Nick nude cover. Is Jennifer Lopez the world’s most beautiful woman? Peter Jackson is making “The Hobbit”. We take a look at President Obama’s speech about deficit reduction. And is Kobe Bryant a homophobe? Fun stuff, Give it a listen…. God Bless.

American Idol Doesn't Like Chubby Girls? (AUDIO)

Sean McMaster — Wed, 13 Apr 2011 15:55:25 +0000

Today’s monologue. Does American Idol Discriminate? A girl claims she was moved out of the front row during a taping of the show because she was too fat. We also talked about the good and bad in getting plastic surgery in the back room of a tile shop. Did Charlie Sheen kill his pets? And [...]

Russel Brand as Arthur? Must Be the End OF the World (AUDIO)

Sean McMaster — Tue, 12 Apr 2011 14:13:23 +0000

Today's morning monologue. My best work? eh. But as always there are a few funny parts. The Rolling Stones are back at it. What does Hulk Hogan want with Little People? Did you know a toddler got drunk at Applebees? And ladies, would you trade a year of your life to be thin? We find out all about these things and more in today's show opening monologue

Is Charlie Still "Winning"? Today's Monologue (AUDIO)

Sean McMaster — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 14:27:14 +0000

Happy Monday! Well, as always if your not one of the early risers you may have missed today’s show opening monologue. Don’t worry, I got you covered my friends. Toady we find out why Charlie Sheen’s show bombed in N.Y.C. Also, what makes Larry King’s breath so fresh? Alan Iverson got pulled over. And good [...]

Jennifer Aniston and George Clooney Married? (AUDIO)

Sean McMaster — Fri, 08 Apr 2011 16:45:42 +0000

Here is today’s monologue from the show. I must warn you it starts very slowly, but I do believe the jokes get much better towards the end. Which brings me to a thought, if you do listen to the monologue I’d love to hear what jokes you actually do like the best. Remember, I and [...]

The World in Joke Form (AUDIO)

Sean McMaster — Thu, 07 Apr 2011 16:18:13 +0000

Here is a clip of today's monologue. Remember it happens very early in the morning as we open the show with it at 6. My voice is never quite as awake as I think it is, but I still think its fun and I know a lot of you don't get up early enough to hear it.

Today we ponder such things as, is this the end of " 30 Rock"? Who wants to skinny dip with Brittany Spears?

Sean and Richie Show Monologue (AUDIO)

Sean McMaster — Fri, 04 Mar 2011 17:03:43 +0000

You know, our writers work very hard every day. Sadly sometimes we don’t get much of a chance to use their stuff. If you must know we “wing” a lot of the show. I think its more fresh and even a little more dangerous that way. Even we don’t know where it’s going. One place [...]