April 20, 2011 Gary Busey got fired by Donald Trump, would he really still endorse him? Micheal Jackson's doctor treated a man on a plane. Thor had to bulk up to get in the movies. I tell you about a prom dress that looks good enough to eat, and so much more in today's morning monologue
April 18, 2011 In this morning's monologue we talk about Nicolas Cage getting arrested.
Kristin Cavallari does some charity work in Africa. And with this one I do feel the need to put the picture of her here in the blog
April 15, 2011 A funny thing happened on the way to posting today's monologue. Some of it is missing. Somehow the "Oprah" jokes were not recorded, I know the woman is powerful but man that's good. So I will just tell you what I said.
April 14, 2011 Today's monologue features such tid bits as, OK Magaizine" Mariah and Nick nude cover. Is Jennifer Lopez the world's most beautiful woman? Peter Jackson is making "The Hobbit". We take a look at President Obama's speech about deficit reduction
April 13, 2011 Today's monologue. Does American Idol Discriminate? A girl claims she was moved out of the front row during a taping of the show because she was too fat. We also talked about the good and bad in getting plastic surgery in the back room of a tile shop
April 12, 2011 Today's morning monologue. My best work? eh. But as always there are a few funny parts. The Rolling Stones are back at it. What does Hulk Hogan want with Little People? Did you know a toddler got drunk at Applebees? And ladies, would you trade a year of your life to be thin? We find out all about these things and more in today's show opening monologue
April 11, 2011 Happy Monday! Well, as always if your not one of the early risers you may have missed today's show opening monologue. Don't worry, I got you covered my friends.
April 8, 2011 Here is today's monologue from the show. I must warn you it starts very slowly, but I do believe the jokes get much better towards the end. Which brings me to a thought, if you do listen to the monologue I'd love to hear what jokes you actually do like the best.
February 24, 2011 Everybody loves funny country songs. Brad Paisley's made a mint writing them . And you've seen that email that goes around every once in awhile-- a list of actual song titles. It'll confirm every single stereotype you have about country music, fer sure! (but you can't help but laff!) And I couldn't help but try to rhyme them...
I love one liners. They are always handy when you need to break up a tense room and get people laughing. One of the best series of one liners ever is the "it's colder than" series. I thought I would share a few with you.
February 2, 2011 Well, here's what I have for tomorrow's show--a little ditty about the dreaded--I mean, much anticipated..NY Tax Cap. But I only have the words... here's what I have so far. (And I'll be singin' the song tomorrow morning between 8:30am-8:45am BTW
January 4, 2011 I love my TV. Well, I used to. Now I feel betrayed, hurt and deceived. I should be a little more specific, it wasn't my TV that did it. It was one of my favorite shows.
