April 13, 2011 Today's monologue. Does American Idol Discriminate? A girl claims she was moved out of the front row during a taping of the show because she was too fat. We also talked about the good and bad in getting plastic surgery in the back room of a tile shop
April 12, 2011 Today's morning monologue. My best work? eh. But as always there are a few funny parts. The Rolling Stones are back at it. What does Hulk Hogan want with Little People? Did you know a toddler got drunk at Applebees? And ladies, would you trade a year of your life to be thin? We find out all about these things and more in today's show opening monologue
April 11, 2011 Happy Monday! Well, as always if your not one of the early risers you may have missed today's show opening monologue. Don't worry, I got you covered my friends.
April 8, 2011 Here is today's monologue from the show. I must warn you it starts very slowly, but I do believe the jokes get much better towards the end. Which brings me to a thought, if you do listen to the monologue I'd love to hear what jokes you actually do like the best.
February 24, 2011 Everybody loves funny country songs. Brad Paisley's made a mint writing them . And you've seen that email that goes around every once in awhile-- a list of actual song titles. It'll confirm every single stereotype you have about country music, fer sure! (but you can't help but laff!) And I couldn't help but try to rhyme them...
February 10, 2011 I love one liners. They are always handy when you need to break up a tense room and get people laughing. One of the best series of one liners ever is the "it's colder than" series. I thought I would share a few with you.
February 2, 2011 Well, here's what I have for tomorrow's show--a little ditty about the dreaded--I mean, much anticipated..NY Tax Cap. But I only have the words... here's what I have so far. (And I'll be singin' the song tomorrow morning between 8:30am-8:45am BTW
January 4, 2011 I love my TV. Well, I used to. Now I feel betrayed, hurt and deceived. I should be a little more specific, it wasn't my TV that did it. It was one of my favorite shows.
December 10, 2010 Every year since 1988, I have written a parody that rhymes all of the event of the past 365 glorious days. I've found alot of them. (Still seaching high and low for the rest-due to an incredibly efficient filing system--- yeaaaaaaaah!!!)
But here's an example
December 8, 2010 Does the name ring a bell? If it doesn't, go on Amazon or Itunes or maybe your local CD store (remember those?) and try one of his recordings. Tom Lehrer was a former Harvard math professor-turned-piano playing song satirist. He had a huge cult following in the '60s, writing about some of the controversial issues of the day.
November 29, 2010 Leslie Neilsen: A man who started out as an actor, and switched to a comedy actor passed away at age 84.
November 28, 2010 It's always sad news when anyone dies but especially sad when it is someone who brought laughs to millions time and time again.
