Let's see , what did we cover in today's monologue? Can you believe Lindsay Lohan is going to jail? How 'bout Britany Spears getting back in shape? Surprise a L.A. Laker got arrested. Is this the right time for you to ask for a promotion at work? Whoa! , did Richie call his wife a slave driver? Luckily she does not listen this early in the morning but does she read my blogs?