70000 ways to die

You Now Have 70,000 Ways To Officially Die
You Now Have 70,000 Ways To Officially Die
You Now Have 70,000 Ways To Officially Die
I love happy stories like this. The US Government has decided that just getting sick and/or kicking the bucket isn't good enough. Your tax dollars have gone towards an effort to officially categorize the different ways to get ill and/or keel over.