Song That Rhymes All Of The NFL Injuries
Why did I do it? Because of a challenge, that’s why. Sean, Levack and Casey from that show that I do every morning said “I bet you can’t rhyme all of the NFL players who got injured this year–and bonus points if you can rhyme the word “meniscus”. (hear the song below)
So here it is. I could list the players here that I rhymed, but then again, why? Why give you eye strain? Just close your eyes, sit back and relax as I sing a song of the extreme pain and agony that these guys put themselves through just to make a measly $10-20 million a year!
OK, now that you’ve heard it, let me say I actually feel bad for these guys, despite the obsene money they make. To get their bodies that mangled up just for doing their jobs has gotta be rough. That’s why I chose radio—no heavy lifting!