It's true--Santa knows how to market himself, and is proving it more each and Frazer Harrison every day.  The picture proves it!  All he needs now is a new jingle--a theme song if you will-- and I am here to help.

It got me to thinking......(which is a dangerous thing, I know)... but what if ALL of Santa's actions had sponsors attached to them?  I don't know about you, but these things keep me up at night!  So for better or worse, I present "Santa's in A Marketing Wonderland", as featured on the Sean and Richie Show (but you already knew that!)