Bethany challenged me, and Lord knows, I love a good musical challenge (but not at 6 a.m.!). Nevertheless, I took her up on it. She wanted me to write a parody of this hot country hit by Luke Bryan, so I said I would give it a shot. Lyrics are included.
In case you live way under a rock and have never heard this song, here's the original (from his Today Show appearance:
And now here's my version (I don't live as exciting a life as Luke, as you will be able to tell by the lyrics):