Richie’s “Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie” Parody About 42 Year Woman Thrown Out Of A Missouri Water Park For Her Revealing Bikini – [AUDIO]

Hey - what other song could you POSSIBLY use to parody?  Yes, I know it's an "oldie but goodie", but so was the woman who was asked to leave a Missouri water park for baring too much skin with her skinny bikini.  It's creating quite a stir on the world wide web of misinformation

Call this "Misery in Missouri"  Her name is Madelyn Sheaffer and she's 42 years old. According to ABC News.com I guess she was ejected from a water park in Missouri for causing the other swimmers "misery" by exposing a bit too much.

Well, I had to do this folks, because it was there.  I wrote this hurredly in between commercials.  I took some liberties with the story, as you will be able to tell

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Parody of "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Bikini"

                                          Lyrics © Richie Phillips All Rights Reserved

She's not ashamed to lay out by the water

though you'd think she was wearing no clothes

yes but lately gave her an order

Again, a fictional account.   What say YOU about this?  What age do YOU think is too late to show too much?   Leave your comments here!