Hey - what other song could you POSSIBLY use to parody?  Yes, I know it's an "oldie but goodie", but so was the woman who was asked to leave a Missouri water park for baring too much skin with her skinny bikini.  It's creating quite a stir on the world wide web of misinformation

Call this "Misery in Missouri"  Her name is Madelyn Sheaffer and she's 42 years old. According to ABC News.com I guess she was ejected from a water park in Missouri for causing the other swimmers "misery" by exposing a bit too much.

Well, I had to do this folks, because it was there.  I wrote this hurredly in between commercials.  I took some liberties with the story, as you will be able to tell

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Parody of "Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weenie Bikini"

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She's not ashamed to lay out by the water

though you'd think she was wearing no clothes

yes but lately gave her an order

they said remove her…. she's over exposed
2-3-4 parts are drooping on the shore
She wore an really skimpy teeny weeny
non existent string bikini
that she bought with a coupon last spring
not only was she real obseneyy
wearing that small string bikini
she had a tattoo and belly button ring
stay away from the public
says the lifeguard with a sigh
cuz not only is she 60
but we found out she was a guy

Again, a fictional account.   What say YOU about this?  What age do YOU think is too late to show too much?   Leave your comments here!