Richie Rewrites Tim McGraw’s “Southern Voice” For Thankgsiving [AUDIO]
I thought I would recount for you a really bad experience we had last year at Thankgsiving. We slightly overcooked the turkey and nearly caused a riot in the house - I will explain in song, using Tim McGraw's "Southern Voice" as the musical inspiration
Ok, here we go. This is a painful story, and I've even included the lyrics for you.
mp3 version LyricsNo Choice(Parody of Tim McGraw’s “Southern Voice” )
Lyrics © 2012 Richie Phillips All Rights Reserved
My wife bought it
We almost it lost it
On thanksgiving morning
6 hours to defrost it
We both stuffed it
Tin foil to protect it
Chucked it in the oven
Totally wrecked it
Charred as a fireplace log
Wasn’t paying attention we were watching football
man were inlaws pissed
at the dinner table
noone said a thing at all
finally old grampa sitting at my side
decided to raise his voice
nothing left in the fridge
you got no choice you got no choice
Impossible to swallow – you couldn’t even chew it
Walked over to the platter , I picked it up and threw it
Right toward the picture window, but it didn’t quite make it
It landed on the sofa, and the cocker spaniel ate it
Dried up as a rotten stump, in fact the stump would have been more moist
So we each had a bowl of yams
There was no other choice
(give me the phone book - where’s the Taco Bell? I’ll take a T3 with chicken!)
I hope this doesn't happen to you! What was YOUR worst Thanksgiving nitemare? Would love to know below