Richie Has A Musical Warning For Germophobics Staying In Hotel Rooms [AUDIO]
Have you heard what the most germ laden places are in your average hotel room? If not, I'm about to let you know musically, because I stayed in one of these flea bags recently
Yea, this place was so gross -- (Come on now - that's your part). I can't hear you. Everyone say "HOW GROSS WAS IT? "
It was SO GROSS that I decided to write a song about it, or I should say I re-wrote a song about it. Apologies to one of my favorite bands in history, the Eagles for using their song. Remember the" Hotel California?" Well, I decided to reword it a tad to reflect all of the paranoid people out there who want to buy surgical gloves before they go on vacation.
Here we go, folks. I hope you enjoy the parody more than I enjoyed this disgusting fleabag.
Have you ever staying in a place like this? Let me know in the comment section. (But always use your hand sanitizer before typing. You never know who's touched your keys before you do)