"Rhymin Richie"s Late Breaking parody - "When The Government Shuts Down"

This is very late breaking. I wanted to write something here in case they do shut the government down. Just what the heck can it mean for you? I decided to rhyme it! This hasn't even aired yet on the show.

Richie Phillips

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"When They Shut The Government Down"

You need a vacation or so it seems?

Planning to visit famous museum?

Or take the kiddies to a national national park?

Well you be SOL when they both go dark

Cuz when the government shuts down

You won't have either

And if you're planning to fly to a swanky resort

Better hope it's not out of the country

Cuz you ain't doing jack if you need a passport

They've known about this but they're as molasses

We should go down to DC and kick their asses

You think it won't affect you either way

Let's pray you don't need a loan from the FHA

If you're a federal employee

You'll be affected

You could be furloughed any day

But from what I'm readin go out and party

Cuz they almost always give you retroactive pay

Don't shut the government down,

You bunch of clowns

Will run you right out of town

Don't shut the government down

Categories: National News, Song Parody

“Rhymin’ Richie’s Late Breaking Parody – “Don’t Shut The Government Down” – [AUDIO]