Thanks for that introduction, digital department! Yes, I will admit that I believe I have created a song that encompasses all of the elements contained in the current crop of "Bro Country" hits blasting out of your speakers lately. (Hey, you've got to be able to make fun of your own, right?)
With that in mind, here we go. I hope you take it in the spirit in which it was intended- extremely cruel and critical! LOL.
I wrote the words and music, performed all of the instruments and sang all of the vocals. Why? 'Cuz noone else will work with me! Lyrics below the song.