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News Of The Past Week Rhymed (AUDIO)

This is a tough assignment–to come up with one of these ditties that rhyme the week’s events every week.  But if you think it’s worth it, I will try hard to discipline myself to do it.  And if you ever want to contribute , be my guest!   (Gee-how many things can YOU rhyme with Charlie Sheen?)

 So as I was perusing the top news items of the week, I listed:

1. Food Prices

2. cold weather

3. The woman who hung onto her husband’s minivan while he drove 100 mph!!

4. Gas prices

5.  Libya

6. The Ipad announcement

7.  Oh–gee–I almost forgot–CHARLIE SHEEN!

There’s a ton more I could have done ,but we are always pressed for time, so I left it at that.

But here’s what I came up with, using my own melody for a change (although it actually sounds like a fast version of “Feelin’ Groovy” from Simon and Garfunkel, but I digress…

Anyway, here’s to a better and warmer NEXT week.   (did I mention Charlie Sheen? )

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Hey, I love a good challenge.  You suggest to  me a fast country song that I can parody for next week (something that we play on WGNA), and I will use that song for next week’s News Of The Week (and give you credit as well!)  Come on–challenge me!  Cuz I’m awesome and I have Adonis DNA!!!  (wow–I’ve been listening to the news too much this week!!!)

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