Man Arrested In Florida And Swears that He’s An Orangutan!

I actually embellished the story.  He said he was HALF an Orangutan.  The other half?  Elvis’ brother!.  

No, I am not hallucinating.  This is a true story.  I had to read it several times, but according to NaplesNews.com (not Naked News – Naples News) this guy was arrested outside of a bank accused of assault.  He started spouting out that he was 1/2 orangutan and also:

In addition to monkey blood, (the accused repeatedly) told deputies he was the director of the CIA and later told them he was Elvis Presley’s brother and a good friend of “President Bush” with whom he shares an attorney.

Whenever you think you’ve heard, seen and read it all, you show up at work on a morning radio show and another news story hits your desk that you don’t even have to rewrite.  You can’t make this stuff up!

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I’m wondering how our friends at Tully Rinkey would defend this guy?  I should have asked them this morning!  By the way, they’re on every Monday morning usually, and can answer any of your legal questions, and they don’t monkey around!