Contact Us

Man Arrested In Florida And Swears that He’s An Orangutan!

I actually embellished the story.  He said he was HALF an Orangutan.  The other half?  Elvis’ brother!.  

No, I am not hallucinating.  This is a true story.  I had to read it several times, but according to (not Naked News – Naples News) this guy was arrested outside of a bank accused of assault.  He started spouting out that he was 1/2 orangutan and also:

In addition to monkey blood, (the accused repeatedly) told deputies he was the director of the CIA and later told them he was Elvis Presley’s brother and a good friend of “President Bush” with whom he shares an attorney.

Whenever you think you’ve heard, seen and read it all, you show up at work on a morning radio show and another news story hits your desk that you don’t even have to rewrite.  You can’t make this stuff up!

National Zoo Orangutans Have Fun With Park Visitors
Chip Somodevilla/Gerry Images

I’m wondering how our friends at Tully Rinkey would defend this guy?  I should have asked them this morning!  By the way, they’re on every Monday morning usually, and can answer any of your legal questions, and they don’t monkey around!



Best of WGNA

Recommended for You

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing VIP profile. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to using your original account information.

*Please note that your prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

(Forgot your password?)

Not a member? Sign up here

Sign up for Fanatics quickly by connecting your Facebook account. It's just as secure and no password to remember!

Sign up to have exclusive Fanatics contests, events, coupons, presales, and much more delivered to you for FREE.