Time to give you some holiday haha's.  Let's start with the obvious one- Jeff Foxworthy's classic, "12 Redneck Days Of Christmas".  In each my upcoming articles featuring great holiday novelty songs, I will provide a little background about the artist first, cuz I'm that kind of guy.

 

Jeff Foxworthy, among all his other credits as a TV personality and stand-up comedian has this to his credit, according to Wikipedia:

His first two albums were each certified 3×multi-Platinum by the Recording Industry Association of America. Foxworthy has also written several books based on his redneck jokes, as well as an autobiography entitled No Shirt, No Shoes... No Problem!.

Seems like everything he touches turns to gold (or platinum).  And this song is no exception.

I found a version on YouTube where someone put visuals to it, so I will pass this on to you!