It’s So Cold…How Cold Is It?

When I woke up this morning I noticed many of my friends had posted "dashboard pics" to prove just how cold it is. These pics normally annoy me BUT today they inspired me to ask just how cold is it?

It's so cold that lawyers have their hands in their own pockets.

It's so cold that even Al Gore stopped believing in global warming.

It's so cold Miley Cyrus actually put clothes on.

It's so cold... ah heck, I'm too cold to think. Give me your best "it's so cold joke" in the comments and I'll read it on the air.