I Hate When The Paparazzi Takes Pictures Of Me Without My Knowledge [VIDEO]

Kate Middleton is very upset that she is getting photos taken of her behind her back.  And now it's happened to me.  Blasphemy!

OK, kidding.  This is one of the many folks who have made the Guinness Book of World Records.  Do you BELIEVE this guy?

These are some of the other winners.  You'll see the biggest dog, oldest gymnast, largest woman -the whole gamut.  I used to go to my grandparents' apartment when I was a kid and the first thing I grabbed off their shelf was the Guinness Book.  Fascinating.

I honestly wanted to apply myself.  I wanted to put in for the most song parodies ever written by one person.  I have tapes from over 25 years, but it would mean that I would have to find them all.  I still might do it one day.

What Guinness Record would you try to break?  Would love to know....