How Do We Stop North Korea’s Kim Jong Un? Dennis Rodman To The Rescue [AUDIO]

This guy is scary - no other way to put it. I don't see or ambassador John Kerry making much headway. It seems that there is only one person qualified to handle the job of calming down this new age dictator, and he wears a nose ring.

Yes, it's Dennis Rodman, the NBA Hall of Famer. He's visited Kim before, and they became "friends", according to CNN.com and guess what? He plans to return to North Korea in August. Seriously? Couldn't he move the trip up a couple of months? Things are getting very hairy over there. NBCnews.com states that "Kim Jong Un threatens to attack our US bases in the Pacific" Dennis, where are you??

This calls for a song!

mp3 version

Lyrics

Where's Dennis Rodman when you need him?
He'll do a great job I'm sure
Where's Dennis Rodman when you need him
He can stop the nuclear war

things over there make me nervous

It's giving me a case of diarrhea

he'll make anybody squirm the man they call the worm

talk to that WAC from North Korea

Where's old Rodman when you need him

come on you can do it brother

we'll make you the head of state

we know you can relate

from one crazy person to another

the only one on earth who has the power

to tell them all to shut off the centrifuge

Aint it funny when the man of the hour

Is in a wedding dress and wearing lots of ruege (how ironic

Where's old Rodman when you need him

come on you can do it Dennis

You've cleaned up your act

Yes despite the fact

That you weren't so grat on the apprentice

We're giving you security clearance

we count on you as all the tension grows

To calm down Kim why not give to him

Some of the Jewelry that's hanging from your nose

hat are the chances of him failing?

Right now I say zero

Dont be rude to that green haired dude could become the next national hero

OK - I admit, I'm trying hard to make some kind of light of a terrible and scary situation. I seriously hope they settle this FAST! What's your take? Leave your comments below

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