On Memorial Day, in East Naples, Florida, 33-year-old Tina Gonzales was throwing a birthday party for her son.  The kids ate cake, and the adults got hammered. Tina's neighbor eventually got into an argument with people at the party we're assuming over the noise and someone from the party BIT HIM.  No one would own up to it, but they were able to pin it on Tina.  How? The police found that none of the other adults had ENOUGH TEETH to make the bite pattern in the neighbor's arm.  Most had no teeth.  Only Tina had enough.  She was arrested.

Here is her mugshot from the Naples News. Sadly her mouth is closed so we can't see her "pearly whites".

Listen to what we had to say on today's show.