He's the first Pope to retire in 600 years and today's his birthday!Imagine the possibilities of how Pope Emeritus Benedict the Sixteenth is celebrating his 86th birthday now that he's retired

Spending the day at the spa because....POPE'IN AIN'T EASY!

Making serious cash at Star Wars conventions pretending to be Emperor Palpatine.

Getting way too many date inquires on Christian Mingle.com

WEARING PANTS!!!

Hiding inside because God's 401K plan is actually being smited by a lightening bolt!

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