Imagine you're Sheryl Crow. Ya know, multi-platinum, award winning, successful singer/songwriter, Sheryl Crow.

You're just doing your normal Sheryl Crow-ish things, minding your business. Maybe you're in the studio recording, maybe you're at home gardening (does Sheryl Crow garden?) Whatever you're doing, you're just doing you.

Then you see it.

Of course you gasp because, uh, you're not rolling around in nothin' - you're not dead! You're very much alive and now wondering, "but wait...am I?" Yes, you're alive! So, do you just ignore this ridiculous tweet from the twittersphere? Or do you react?

C'mon, Sheryl Crow! You're a songwriter! Do your thing!

And so she did and it's classic...