Funny S**T The Southwest Airlines Flight Attendant Says
Sorry for the profanity, but let’s face it. When you are nervous and tired and aggravatyed from being stuck at an airport, you are waiting for some funny s**t. Anything! I have to say that Southwest is the king of flying funnies.
” May I pretend to have your attention as we go over safety regulations?” (I wasn’t sure if I was hearing things)“We’re 4th in line for takeoff, please move your seats and tray tables to an uncomfortable upright position”. good one, and sooooo true. I’m in that position as I write this” We are ready for takeoff. Please roll up your windows” – NICE!“We don’t expect a change in cabin pressure- If we did, I would have taken the day off. ”And my personal favorite“In case we do, please pull the mask over your face- adjust it comfortably first before helping your husbands! BAM! That was the money joke for me. ”