I know it took awhile to get to this. I wanted to write you a song long ago, but I thought you folks probably had a lot bigger things on your mind. On the other hand, you need a little bit of fun in your lives, and I hope this helps provide it for at least 90 seconds (that's how long it is!)
Well, let's get to it, shall we? I used one of my favorite songs of the past year as a jumping-off point - "Springsteen", by Eric Church. Love that song. And now - the parody, just for you folks. Special thanks to everyone on Facebook who contributed.