Haven't you been waiting for this very important service?  I certainly have.  We've seen him insult everyone else lately.  Now you can have "the Donald" personally offend you or a loved one (well, kind of)

This is a computerized Donald Trump insult generator.  I saw this on the Mother Jones website.

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All you have to do is enter your name or a friend's name, or perhaps a candidate who opposes him and he'll put you down.  I thought there would be actual audio here, but it's not that elaborate.  It's text only.  I typed my name in and he let loose on me with this:

"Sleepy eyes Richie is a total joke, a dummy who is lost.  Ignore. Show courage"

Actually, he was right on!  LOL.

This is a take-off of another generator I've seen before from the INSULT PROJECT. This one is a bit more down and dirty.

Actually, you don't need either of these.  Just watching Trump's daily antics on TV and online might be enough for you.  Either way, enjoy!