This is amazing to me. Three drunk men were able to not only break into the Australian Sea World and STEAL A PENGUIN!!! So security is so lax that not only were people able to get in after hours and swim with dolphins, but they also drunkenly left with a penguin named Dirk. I guess in my mind these things shouldn't be possible. Then the guys panic and release poor Dirk the penguin instead of returning him. Thankfully Dirk is fine. Check out the news story here.