Some things are only meant to be taken seriously. The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) is one of those things. WHEN, a legendary Syracuse radio station had a literal jingle sung for their old school Emergency Broadcasting System test open and close announcements in the 70's.

The FCC did not find this amusing at all and issued them a stern warning to cease and desist on this "or else". Here is an actual recording of the jingle into the old EBS test that actually aired on WHEN back in the day. I have to say after hearing this I laughed out loud. Ahhhhh... memories.