Yes, it was a slow news day.  I needed rhyming material.  And I found it right in front of my face.  It was blaring out of our TV.  It was all of the shows that the networks have been hyping that I probably won't ever have time to watch.  So I decided to rhyme them.  Again, slow news day.

 

There are way too many shows on all the networks to jam into a 1 minute parody.  I decided to start with ABC.  They have some strong contenders this year.  Which one do you like?  PanAm? (somebody on our staff didn't!) Suburgatory? Revenge?  They all look promising.  Now what word rhymes with suburgatory?

Well, let's find out, shall we?

 

 

 

 

For this one, I decided to go with a current country song (go figure).  What rhymes with ABC?  Hmmm.  How about "Honey Bee?" Why not?  Everyone likes Blake Shelton. And being a committee of one here in the parody department, it makes the decision that much quicker.  I will now sing it to you and then ask a follow-up question i you don't mind.

Ok, here's your question.  Quick poll.  Name your favorite amongst the ones I mentioned.  Just wondering!  Please leave your comment and I will compile the results.  Thanks!  (Can't wait for a fast news day, huh?)