A Wife Comes Before A Horse -Write A Song Wednesday [VIDEO]
Ask any wife and I’m sure she won’t disagree that “a wife comes before a horse”but this actually is a quote from “Mr. Ed”, a classic TV show from the ’60′s. It’s quite fitting for the opening of Saratoga this weekend and a good starting point for Write A Song Wednesday.
Bethany once again has set the bar. She wanted to go with a horse racing theme for obvious reasons. Good concept. Listen -I’ve said this many times – there are no bad ideas, Bethany —-just bad possible outcomes. This might be one of them.
LYRICS (Rated PG)
Written by YOU, the listeners! (parody of “Mr. Ed”)
A wife comes before a horse
that is if you’re looking for intercourse
not even showing any remorse
on the famous Sleep Number bed
this song has taken an interesting twist
I’m done with it now and it won’t be missed
I’d like it on the top of my list
but it’s now at the bottom instead
apologies to Mr. Ed