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A Silly Song About A Thong (AUDIO)


“Why did you climb that mountain, sir?”   “Well, because it was there!!”.   You’ve heard that conversation, right?  That was what writing this parody was like.

Producer Jeff Levack and I were listening to the Keith Urban song, “I Wanna Put You In A Song”.  And one of us started singing–” I Wanna Put You In A THONG”.  That’s all I had to go on–a  piece of paper with that title at the top!  Sometimes I equate writing with climbing a mountain.  It’s a challenge to see if you can do it.  

photo by Bain News Services

So I made up a story about my father-in-law wearing a thong.  It’s not REALLY about my father-in-law.   Warren is a retired accountant.  Love the guy to death, but I can’t picture him in a thong!!!  (Yea, Richie, you should talk!!!)

But here’s the finished “mountain”.  Not sure if you’ll like it or not.  Hopefully!   One mountain at a time!!! 

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(and the guy in the picture is not my father-in-law either–this was taken in 1910!!)

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